I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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