wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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