I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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