Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
