I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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