I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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