no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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