so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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