people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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