roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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