it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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