Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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