no. you can't hotbox the world.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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