I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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