somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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