Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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