In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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