So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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