I skipped work to stalk him.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
false alarm, still single
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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