yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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