It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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