Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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