How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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