I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
