Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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