I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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