You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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