I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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