This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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