But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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