coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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