let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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