You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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