Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Its about making memories worth repressing
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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