when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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