We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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