I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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