I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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