maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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