I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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