that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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