Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
why do cheetos always look like penises
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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