I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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