summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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