I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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