sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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