32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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