she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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