She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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