all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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