It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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