Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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