I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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