She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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