It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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