I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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