Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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